Again, but True

A series of promises that really speaks to True Friendship:

1. When you are sad
- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry prick who made you sad.

2. When you are blue
- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile
- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared
- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried
- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused
- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick
- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want what you have.

8. When you fall
- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
Why?
You may ask.
Because you are my friend.

Remeber:
A friend is someone you can call for bail...

A good friend will be sitting beside you saying "damn, that was so cool!!
Who do we call for bail?"

.. the Floridian Nymph

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