Teasingly true

Lily Tomlin: "Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse"

Rhonda Hansome: "A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't do!"

Jennifer Unlimited: "Everytime I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows"

Catherine: "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning"

Dolly Parton: " I am not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I am not dumb, and I am also not blonde"

Maryan Pearson: "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman"